scarlet johansson could punch me in the face and that would give her a hug
“Fame is not part of my goal. How do you play a real person if your life is no longer real?”
|Song: Pompeii is Radioactive|
|Artist: Imagine Dragons vs Bastille|
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE
an actual remix and not just the songs layered on each other??? FINALLY. i hate it when tumblr is like “oh man BEST REMIX EVER” and it sounds like shit because it’s literally just two songs on top of each other like ugh.
a simplified guide to sexualities
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
"I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But, I’m not that good at puzzles… so I patched him with stuff from around the office! But, I couldn’t get the pieces to fit right. Then, one day, while I was reaching for the glue… I crushed his shell AGAIN. But I rebuilt him even better that time! But it turned out the turtle was already dead. Probably when I ran over him the… first.. time."
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER