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andrewjacksonjihads:

scarlet johansson could punch me in the face and that would give her a hug

  #ughhh fave    #scarlet johansson    #girls    #whoa  

Fame is not part of my goal. How do you play a real person if your life is no longer real?”

  #JESUS CAN YOU NOT    #GIRLS    #WHOA  
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Song: Pompeii is Radioactive
Artist: Imagine Dragons vs Bastille
Plays: 442,281

daysofxavierspast:

kunaigirl:

steam-calliope:

t0-1nfinity-xnd-bey0nd:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY EXISTENCE

an actual remix and not just the songs layered on each other??? FINALLY. i hate it when tumblr is like “oh man BEST REMIX EVER” and it sounds like shit because it’s literally just two songs on top of each other like ugh. 

YOOOO

YOOOOOOOOOOO

  #audio  

peroids:

peroids:

Butts or Boobs???

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  #why  
  #oitnb  

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson
pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils
asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet
demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine
bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely
heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore
  #fave  

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

  #THIS IS COMPLETELY ACCURATE  

"I ran over a turtle in the parking lot, but then I saved him by gluing his shell back together. But, I’m not that good at puzzles… so I patched him with stuff from around the office! But, I couldn’t get the pieces to fit right. Then, one day, while I was reaching for the glue… I crushed his shell AGAIN. But I rebuilt him even better that time! But it turned out the turtle was already dead. Probably when I ran over him the… first.. time."

  #fave    #the office  
hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

  #this is ADORABLE